Wiki:
Page name: Yo Mama! [Logged in view] [RSS]
2006-05-22 23:14:08
Last author: Summoner Wolf
Owner: Yanaba
# of watchers: 5
Fans: 0
D20: 12
Bookmark and Share
welcome to the "Yo Mama" page. Feel free to write your best yo mama jokes here

back to ugly people united
___________________________________
Yo mamma sooooo ugly....



yo mammas so fat she fell in the Grand Canyon and got stuck!


Yo momma's so fat she sat on the rainbow and skittles popped out.


yo mama is so fat i asked if i could use the bathroom and she opened her legs and gave me a flash light and said "good luck"[backfrommygrave5]


Yo mama was so fat, i rolled over three times and i was still on top of her. [Animal*Girl]


Yo mama is so fat when God said let there be light he told her to get her fat ass out of the way
[tomfucker]


yo mamma's so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on jesus' knee! *NIKI* [x.loser kid.x]


Yo mamma is so fat that when she walks on pumps, where ever she stands oil squirts out of the ground [Teufelsweib]


(Oh.. alright then. >< [Nympholepsy])
Yo mama's so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rugburn!!


Yo mama so fat when fighter pilots fly by they say "We have a Bogie at 10,11,12,1,2 and 3 o'clock."[tomfucker]


Yo mama is so fat when she steped on the scale it said 'to be continued' [emily29]


yo mammas so stupid that she sits on the TV and watches the couch!!! [yrHatedAngel]


(lmao. I'm not in this group or anything. But I have a Mama's Joke for you guys..)
Yo' mamas so fat, that when she went sky diving, she landed in the ocean..and the whales popped up singing
We.Are.Familly!! All my brothers sisters and me!!
[-The Digital Stitches-]
OR Yo' mamas so fat, that when she went sky diving, she landed in the ocean..and the whales popped up singing
We.Are.Familly!! Even though you're fatter than me!!
[Summoner Wolf]


Yo mamma is so fat Richard Simmons laughed at her! [Je Vous Aime]

Username (or number or email):

Password:

2005-05-24 [Aleka]: 8D thankyou! i suck as these jokes to be truthful or else i'd probally add some myself

2005-05-24 [tomfucker]: well tell me if you like the ones I have put up

2005-05-24 [Aleka]: 8D they're amusing!

2005-05-24 [Animal*Girl]: i like them

2005-05-31 [Aleka]: new one!!

2005-05-31 [Sagacious Turkey]: wtf?!

2005-06-01 [Aleka]: ...8D

2005-06-12 [Animal*Girl]: yeah

2005-06-30 [Aleka]: 8D i never claimed to be normal... i'm too easily amused by everthing for that

2005-07-02 [Animal*Girl]: i understand all too well

2005-07-05 [Aleka]: i'm glad we are on the same page

2005-07-07 [Animal*Girl]: always

2005-07-15 [Aleka]: hehehe

2005-07-20 [Animal*Girl]: :)

2005-07-24 [Animal*Girl]: me don't understand

2005-07-25 [Aleka]: lol

2005-07-27 [Animal*Girl]: don't laugh at me

2005-07-28 [Aleka]: i will f i want to

2005-08-07 [Animal*Girl]: you will "f" you want to... my turn to laugh at you

2005-08-13 [Aleka]: 8D well fine be that way

2005-10-15 [Animal*Girl]: i will be

Number of comments: 26
Older comments: (Last 200) 1 .0.

Show these comments on your site

Elftown - Wiki, forums, community and friendship.